deathstarwaltz:

Man, look at how shitty my walk to school is. Absolutely dreadful. 

Fuck you Shane. This is my walk to schoolMy walk to school


Jedi-isms

What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.
What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.
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What Jedi say: The Force shall reveal the time for action.
What Jedi mean: Nah.
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What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.
What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole.
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What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.
What Jedi mean: That's the worst question I've ever heard.
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What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.
What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself.

moriantha:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

I can confirm that this comic is 100% accurate

Nothing drives me more insane than when people pronounce movie titles wrong

(via thecurseof-curves)


me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

stance-drops-the-pants:

Left hand on the sturrin wheel, right hand on da pusseh

HOW ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES IF YOUR HANDS ARE OCCUPIED?!?!

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Random Questionairre (I will not be tagging anyone so do this if you want)

I never do these things because it’s whatever. I’m only doing this for Miss Optimussoap

Learn more about me in this survey thing below.

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers. NO ONE!

Name: Steven Christian Roe, I go by Christian and my penname/facebook/business card/signature is S. Christian Roe
Nicknames: Christian, Roebot (self appointed but it works)
Birthday: May 24th 1991
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight and overtly flirtatious
Height: 6’ 1”
Time Zone: PST
What time and date is it there: September 5, 2014. 1:36 PM
Average hours of sleep I get each night: totally depends on the night, usually 5-6
The last thing I Googled was: printing at CSUN
My most used phrase(s): "Fuck that!" "If life were easy it wouldn’t be fun." "Just another day in paradise"
First word that comes to mind: Sex (diagnosed sex addict, don’t just roll your eyes at my crassness)
What I last said to a family member:
"Eh I just went down and got it. I had to spend 100 bucks yesterday on a another text book so the less money I spend, the better." in regards to getting my Macbook charger from my internship office which is 45 minutes away from my home.
One place that makes me happy & why: 212 Pier Avenue, Santa Monica, CA 90405. A cafe simply known as “212 Pier” The reason being I had so many life changing conversations there in the early hours of the morning with some co-workers from Barnes & Noble when I worked there. I also wrote a lot there, slept there, made inside jokes there. It’s like a perfect little home for me. A bohemian bookstore/cafe that’s open 24 hours and always has something new about it. To say I love it is an understatement.
How many blankets I sleep under: 1 handmade Batman blanket from an ex-girlfriend. Not for sentimental reasons but simply because it’s comfortable.
Favorite beverage(s): Chai Tea, Green Tea, Mango Aloe, Water.
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Sin City 2
Three things I can’t live without:I’ll say actual things (not people CAT! People ain’t things :P) I can’t live without my phone, my computer or my imagination (I can’t imagine a life where I’m not daydreaming all day or creating something new)
Something I plan on to learn: I want to learn how to get in contact with agents and managers. I want to learn more about the business side of selling films and I really want to learn a camera incredibly well. I like seeing the images come to life on screen so if I could learn how to be a cinematographer that would be awesome!
A piece of advice for all my followers: Never give up on yourself, always chase after the dream. Dream the impossible and then make it so. If you listen to all the voices in your life telling you that you can’t, they’ll win. Use their words that say you won’t, to turn it on it’s head and show them that you will. Be the best you can be by never stopping your work towards your dream. Dreaming is what makes us human and it’s what makes us incredible.

I tag: NO ONE


share 5 random things about yourself, then pass it on to your fave/new followers

ladylillianrose tagged me and I’m going to do this to spite her!

  1. When I was younger I got attacked by a seagull at Seaworld. Please note that there was no documentary made about the horrific amount of seagulls at that cesspool.
  2. Rob Zombie has seen one of my short films and thought it was good enough to be in the top ten nationally in a film competition with over 300 other entries.
  3. I told myself when I was younger I would never, EVER, join a fraternity but am now in the process of trying to bring a chapter of Delta Kappa Alpha (a nation wide cinematic co-ed fraternity) to my university.
  4. My internship is literally along the Hollywood street where the starts put their hands in the cement (also known as the TCL Chinese Theater *once known as the Grauman’s Chinese Theater*)
  5. My favorite pastime is to sit in a cafe write, listen to music and read. (not in the ironic hipster way)

so now I’ll tag deathstarwaltz, optimussoap, one-dork-to-rule-them-all, vixenbrat, roadiekingofkings, pitablaise, & walkerwrites


the-uncensored-she:

the-goddamazon:

Yo Nicki is legit fed up with people talking about her ass, though. Look at her face yo. She is genuinely INSULTED and not having it.

Like this is a woman who just likes what she does and all anyone can ever focus on is her fucking ass and the fact she got ass shots or whatever. She’s not stupid. Give it a fucking rest.

James Franco is a piece of shit. Because the only “value” or “talent” a Black woman could ever possess is her body or her ass, am I right? Fuck Franco and people who spout the same shit.

Excuse me but if you would be so kind to do some fucking research.

This photo set is from an interview that includes in the lower half of the screen (which happens to be so coyly cropped out) #theinterview. In case you all didn’t know, James Franco is going to be in a film where he plays a stupid reporter (think more offensive/obscene/dumb Ryan Seacrest). This is a joke interview, as in a way to promote the film. Everyone involved is in on the joke. Apparently you are not.

In fact, Seth Rogen makes an appearance (who also stars in the film The Interview) to argue that “Superbass” is actually titled “Superb Ass”. Once again, this is a comedic interview, a joke interview where Franco is playing a character.

Niki Minaj is playing a character who is not into the interview at all, as a way to keep the joke going and highlight the ridiculousness of Franco’s character.

This is kind of shit that gets me heated. I’m all for the equality of women, better treatment of everyone’s ideals and being respectful…

BUT

before you go on about how James Franco is a piece of shit, please do your goddamn research and learn that this is part of a publicity stunt in which everyone involved knows what the fuck is going down.

In case you don’t believe me, watch this. In which you’ll also notice that this is a fake TV show called “Skylark Tonight” WHICH ISN’T A REAL SHOW! WHICH MEANS THAT THE GUEST WOULD HAVE TO KNOW THAT THIS IS ALL A BIG JOKE!

I hate people sometimes.

/rant

(via vixenbrat)


andiwanta:

 Blackmagic URSA 4K Digital Film Camera

How many souls must I sell to make this mine?

andiwanta:

 Blackmagic URSA 4K Digital Film Camera

How many souls must I sell to make this mine?

(via freelance-anthem)


Hooked On A Feeling
Blue Swede
Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix Vol. 1

littlestarlolo:

thisdaysmusic:

Hooked On A Feeling - Blue Swede

image

(via pitablaise)


He just had to ask didn’t he?


Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

awkward-fallen-angel:

belovedassbutt:

insanitys-love:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

image

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

Yes let’s do it for him.

DO IT FOR HIM!

GO GO GO!

(via pris0ns3x)


So much fucking love for this.

(via pitablaise)


Making a speech bubble.

Making a speech bubble.